I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not cut out for motherhood, due to the fact that I wouldn’t be able to have wine for 9 months. Not to mention, the fact that I don’t have a boyfriend, husband, or anyone to procreate with. Oops wine. Some mistakes were meant to happen.

 

My friends asked me to go out to the bar with them tonight, but I told them I was hanging out with my boyfriend. And by "boyfriend" I mean wine. And by “hanging out” I mean drinking a bottle. Oops wine. Some mistakes were meant to happen.

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The secret to enjoying good wine. Step 1- open the bottle to allow it to breathe. Step 2- if it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth. But skip the compressions. Oops wine. Some mistakes were meant to happen.

 

Sometimes, I take a bath after a long day because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower. But, it's not fancy bath by any means, no candles or flower petals. The only bath bomb here is me accidentally knocking my wine glass into the tub. Oops wine. Some mistakes were meant to happen.